mistersaxon

I think it would be simpler to say less about myself honestly... but maybe here's a haiku:

"Mistersaxon" is

a four-syllable handle

for a one-word guy.

No? I do limericks...

A guy, Mistersaxon by name,

Once posted some art for the fame

but the girls and the cash

were ephemeral trash

and his life really went on the same.

Still not getting it across. Heroic stanzas maybe? I was granted the title of "The Bard of Bright Weavings" by Guy Gavriel Kay himself so I think I can do this if I try:

Bold he stood there, Mistersaxon:

Strong and handy with an ax an'

bow, his weapons brightly gleaming,

sharper than his wits in seeming -

bold he stood there, art displaying

(every month for Core still paying).

Bold he strode forth, Mistersaxon,

wishing for a friend called Jackson

just to give some chance to rhyme

with his name another time!

Strong and true the oath he swore:

To rhyme his user name no more!

Boldly Mistersaxon shot -

his camera aimed at God knows what -

and from the images he captured

crafted artworks that enraptured...

... only him, his page views tell us,

yet his art he'll try to sell us.

See him now, the sunset glowing

on his brow, his bald spot showing.

Boldy yet he stands before us,

greeted by a rousing chorus:

"Stop with all the pics and stuff -

just give us llamas, that's enough!"

#awkward